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Sep. 26th, 2009 @ 02:03 am Distant Fireflies, Part 2
Downtown, 2am.

Ron, Ben and I uncover Korean eateries in hidden lane ways and complement our bar-hopping with bibimbab.

The spring air is balmy, and the night brims with possibilities: Truth. Beauty. Freedom. Love.

~ + ~

All the winter blues melt away, seeming no more than distant fireflies.

The narrative timeline pauses, contemplating the geography of a new year.

I can see tomorrow from here.
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yo
Jun. 9th, 2009 @ 12:52 pm Fat Joke
Y'momma > Nomura.


Yes, yes, lion's mane > nomura, but see how that doesn't roll off the tongue?
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abercrombie
Jun. 8th, 2009 @ 05:09 pm Solar Flares
Damn it, people of Victoria. I was okay with your propagation of swine flu through the nation, because - let's be honest here - swine flu is the biggest non-event to be drummed up by a hysterical media this year. But this? You asked this man to make decisions for us?

Family First Senator Steve Fielding says increasing levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere might not be causing global warming. He has been at a climate change conference in the United States where he heard that solar flares could be linked to temperature change.

Senator Fielding says he will discuss the issue with Climate Change Minister Penny Wong when he meets with her this week. "I intend to take some of the graphs and the charts that I've actually got from Tuesday, and ask her to explain why what they've put forward isn't credible," he said.

-ABC News

I want to shake Steve Fielding like an unwanted baby. How did he even get an engineering degree? Scientific dissent is always needed as part of a healthy system, but here is a man getting swept away by a single source with dubious connections.

Stevie, don't be a lazy shit. If you're truly concerned, read up on the latest research and then come back to us with a more informed opinion - you may just find that your friends' wacky theories have been largely debunked.

Frankly, you're coming off as nothing but a belligerent simpleton who lacks the capacity and willpower to rigorously question and investigate the issues you're throwing into the public arena. Get schooled, son.
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finger
Jun. 5th, 2009 @ 10:37 am weekend.c
#include <stdio.h>

#define MOTIVATION 2.7182
#define PROCRASTINATION 3.1415
#define CRY -11111
#define PARTY 11111

int main () {
int assignmentCompletion = 0;
int assignmentProgress = 0;

while (assignmentCompletion == 0) {
assignmentProgress = assignmentProgress + MOTIVATION / PROCRASTINATION;

return CRY;
}

printf ("You have won one internet!\n");

return PARTY;
}

I think my code contains an infinite loop... :o\
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rainbow
Jun. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:26 am Prep School Blues
Crushes, drugs, homos, drama and other adolescent hijinx. Kinda makes a boy miss high school, y'know?

I wholeheartedly approve of the most excellent "Prep School Blues" mini-series:

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abercrombie
Jun. 1st, 2009 @ 08:31 pm Saved by the Spork
When uni group work-shopping runs into the evening, and you're still on campus by dinnertime, who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters! The ladyboy at your favourite local Thai takeaway, of course!

But when the delivery guy fronts up without cutlery, you'd better hope you have Kenneth on your side.

K, we love you and your sudden guest-star appearances almost as much as we love the fact that you travel with sporks.



~ + ~

I sense this is evolving into a food blog. I'm such a fattie.
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abercrombie
Jun. 1st, 2009 @ 12:13 am Food Safety Win
Having overcome momentary panic by confirming that the Salada I'm snacking on is simply multi-grain rather than mouldy, I can calmly resume commence the business of late-night essay-writing.

Another win for food safety and higher learning!
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monkey